I’ve stopped my ironing to write this to you.  I’m not one of your admirers, so I might as well declare that interest.  But I need you to be good at your job because the country needs an inspiring leader during these difficult days.

Every time you are asked a question by the RTE interviewer, you launch into a mini-lecturette.  You bore me and that means that you bore at least half of the Irish people.  That’s awful.  If only you’d change your style… if only you’d use short sentences and conversational phrases.  If only… then you might communicate.

Right now you are broadcasting, and you aren’t a good broadcaster, so you keep losing people.  Only those already convinced you are great are saying to themselves ‘you are doing a good job Brian’.  The rest of us are despairing, I feel sure.

Whe’s advising you?  Fire them.  They can’t be doing a good job, not even a good enough job, not even a half decent job…  If you go on like this, it’ll be a massive relief when you eventually are replaced.  Right now, and this is terribly disrespectful and I apologise for it in advance, it would be a relief to have a monkey in charge instead of you.

I better go back to ironing my trousers.  The Wiffe will be back soon, and I’ll have to account for myself.

All the best,

Omani