Lunchtime

"A little water, mother?
to go with your beetroot?"

"Son, what would I be doing with water?
Haven’t I salami here?"

"Maybe a quick competitive drink,
a swallow-off?"

"Son, you’ll never best me,
I was born a winner."

"Yes mother."

With that, the two raised their glasses, fixed eyes on each other, and downed the local tap water

- a dead heat.